The Measure of a Himbo
- Can you stick your tongue in & out of a hole at least 80 times a minute (an anteater can do it 150 times & has a brain the size of peanut...) AND be willing to prove it on command?
- Do you believe that submission is no fun without mild resistance?
- Do you have "nimble teeth"?
- When you're shopping for a collar & leash for your pet, do you think to yourself "Hey, I wonder if this will fit me, too?"
- At the sound of a "SNAP" of the fingers, do you look immediately around the room to see who you can feed a frozen, chocolate-covered strawberry to?
- Do you find nothing embarrassing about such PDAs as groping, tweaking, tonguing, flicking, suckling or nail raking?
- Have you ever been classified as having a "Body by Nautilus, Brain by Mattel"?
- Do you consider yourself to have a swift wit in command of glib witticisms?
- Have you ever been "Fiended" and, if not, are you willing to learn?
- Do you know the correct response when a woman says, "I have to take a shower."?
With all this debauchery in mind, if you answered "Oh Momma, YES!" to at least three of these questions, then by the ruling & keenly subservient observation of the Grande Poobah of the Order, Squire Rob "The Anteater", you have what it takes to be a Himbo. What remains to be done is have your Mistress sign you up so that you may carry on your arduous, albeit enviable, duties with a modicum of pride and the full authority of the Brotherhood who says it okay to say "Yes, Ma'am" and MEAN IT. The Guild motto explains it all: "To Serve & Protrude"
Your guild membership order includes:
* Himbos Pin
* Himbo Guild Certificate, suitable for framingÂ… if she let's you...