The Guild of Certified Public Assassins

$38.00

(aka The Cleaners' Guild or The Guild of Saint Nikita) Because sometimes, the gene pool needs a little skimming...

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The Renaissance Festival Veterans Administration

$38.00

Construo Id Et mundanus Volo Venio
"Build It and The Mundanes Will Come"

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The Loyal Order of Himbos

$37.00

(aka The Guild of Saint Obsequious) Do you carry around a spare pedestal to place your, or any, woman on? Well then, grab your box of chocolate-dipped strawberries and come hither...

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Bitch Goddess Pin

$36.00

What can we really even say to this one? A perfect gift for mother-in-laws, sisters, ex-girlfriends...

The Thespian's Guild

$36.00

(aka The Guild of Saint Olivier) Either Act, Direct or Get Off The Damned Stage! Right?!

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The Renrat Nation

$35.00

Ars Longa, Vita Brevis
"Eat, Drink & Be Merry, for tomorrow, we may have to go back to work!"

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Ivy House Numbers, Bronze #6

$35.00

Just like you'd expect to find on any respectable Elven home, labyrinthine lintel or round door set conspicuously in a hillside. A couple finish nails (included), a hammer (yours or your long-suffering neighbor's), a few minutes and (hopefully with no sore thumb) you're home can be identified by friendly callers, dwarfs with business propositions and the even Brute Squad in case of emergency. Available also in slightly less resilient pewter at a reduced price.

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Ivy House Numbers, Bronze #3

$35.00

Just like you'd expect to find on any respectable Elven home, labyrinthine lintel or round door set conspicuously in a hillside. A couple finish nails (included), a hammer (yours or your long-suffering neighbor's), a few minutes and (hopefully with no sore thumb) you're home can be identified by friendly callers, dwarfs with business propositions and the even Brute Squad in case of emergency. Available also in slightly less resilient pewter at a reduced price.

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Ivy House Numbers, Bronze #2

$35.00

Just like you'd expect to find on any respectable Elven home, labyrinthine lintel or round door set conspicuously in a hillside. A couple finish nails (included), a hammer (yours or your long-suffering neighbor's), a few minutes and (hopefully with no sore thumb) you're home can be identified by friendly callers, dwarfs with business propositions and the even Brute Squad in case of emergency. Available also in slightly less resilient pewter at a reduced price.