Kruzelle's Letter Opener

Doing paperwork is hell - even in Hell. When you feel like your bill collectors are eviscerating you, you can finally take a stab back at them. The multitude of intricate runes on the blade will twist your brain in knots for eons. (Hey, wasn't that one of the levels in Dante's Inferno?) It would look great on Cthulhu's desk and what's good enough for the Elder Gods is certainly good enough for you!